Hilarious wedding moments

I've seen a lot of negative threads in this forum about trashy/worst/rudest moments you've seen at weddings.

I thought it would be nice to share some funny/maybe a teeny bit embarassing moments that have happened at weddings that have made you chuckle a bit, or smile fondly in recollection.

I'll start:

My friend once went to a wedding where the imam, bless him, didn't exactly have the world's best grasp of the english language and he was trying to explain the profundity of the verse from the Qur'an that refers to husbands and wives being garments for each other. He ended up saying "husbands and wives were made to lie on top of each other". LOL. According to my friend, everyone was struggling to keep a straight face for the rest of the ceremony. :cb:

One wedding I went to, the bride and groom had been organised enough to arrange for a clown to keep children entertained and away from the main event. Unfortunately there were so many of them, they clung to his clothes, several were swinging from his legs, and he had to move around very slowly with this group of children swinging off him like monkeys on a tree, bechara, lol.

When I remember some more I'll post them, but please post funny wedding moments that you have all experienced